I am something between a girl and a cryptid. If you don't like stuff on my blog don't hang out on it. Assume that as all trigger warnings for whatever you don't want to experience. I am 20-something, and this is an adult blog, but I will try to keep the nsfw stuff on my secret sideblog, where I keep the real fun stuff. My dm's and asks are open, but I reserve the right to forget they exist
thinking about them
The bottom two panels are them responding to “do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband”
Also what they say if you ask them if they’re married
”I’m locked in the building, help!”
”Eh, at least you’ll be at work tomorrow super early!”
If a human being is trapped without a working fire exit in a place of employment, the employer has a responsibility to remedy the situation immediately. Failure for them to do so is worth fines and a lawsuit, and that’s if nothing bad happens to the trapped person.
And no emergency exit? That’s absolutely against fire code (NFPA 101) and a “we will revoke the occupancy permit for the building until it is corrected” class penalty. (on top of fines, etc.)
And getting fired for that? that’s a Labor board complaint and a ‘wrongful termination’ lawsuit, except that would be a pyrrhic victory at best.
sorry for asking if you’re upset with me 50 times
staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay
rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn’t end at 25 <3
if you’re in your mid twenties and you’re reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don’t worry.
see writing is funny because sometimes you have to google things like “can the human body survive with every rib broken” and other times you have to google things like “is there an ikea in manhattan???”
I think about this post constantly









